This time last year I had 10,000 magazines to distribute and the clutch decided to pack up. Since then I've had not a single mechanical problem, not even the ubiquitous mystery squeak. 365 days of trouble free motoring and then 15,000 magazines land on my doorstep.
Yesterday morning with a boot full of Blue Sky Living we set off into the Combe de Lourmarin, a venomous winding viper of a road - inwardly I always breathe a sigh of relief when we crest the hill and arrive at Bonnieux, somehow it feels like disaster has been averted. Only this time we didn't crest the hill. Instead I caught the side of the road, and the next minute we were trailing sparks. I managed to control the car so that we came to rest near the verge or should I say on the edge of a precipitous drop.
Tanya and Elodie scrambled down a hunter's path and sat throwing stones on the dry river bed meanwhile I stacked 500 copies of the magazine roadside and tried to figure out how to change the blown tyre (i am not very good at this sort of thing).
I'd been there for twenty minutes when another car (with a netherlands number plate) screeched to a halt. Out jumped the flying Dutchman. He looked at my efforts with barely concealed contempt and set to work with the vigour of a formula 1 pit mechanic. There was a blur of movement - jack, bolts, new tyre, bolts, jack and then a cloud of dust and he was gone, leaving me wondering whether he'd ever existed.
"All done," I called down to the river bed.
"That was quick," said Tanya.
"I know, I'm getting better at this sort of thing," I lied.
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